First one here? Thought I'd have the upper hand.
Early worm catches the brew. Hand over the portafilter.
Finders keepers. I prepped the machine already.
You touched my grind setting? That's war.
Then let's settle it: first customer picks the better cortado.
A bleary-eyed office worker approaches the cart. They're your first judge.
Double or nothing. Loser cleans the steam wand for a week.